When I arrived home from work I walked in the front door and the following conversation immediately ensued.
Alex: Daddy! We wrapped your presents!
Christine: Don't tell him where they are! (to Alex, as fast as she could get it out)
Alex: We hid them in my closet!
Me: (picking him up) Hi Alex. Presents huh? Cool. I think that's supposed to be a secret... Do you know what a secret is?
Alex: Yes. Lets go upstairs and open your presents Daddy!