I was immediately struck by two primitive conflicting urges: Hunger and Greed. On the one hand I could slather the PotFSM in syrup and satisfy a temporary desire for carbohydrates. On the other hand, I could sell the PotFSM on eBay and probably make a few grand. Just think:
This auction is to save the pancakieness of one 2 inch pancake bearing the resemblance of the Prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If my minimum bid of $10,000 is not met by noon Thursday I shall cover the PotFSM in faux maple syrup and feast on his likeness.
The PotFSM will remain in my freezer until one of these desires gets the better of me.