Last week I tried to request a book from the MA online library system and got an error message that said "There is a problem with your library record. Please see a librarian."
As I was driving by the library with Alex today I noticed that they would be open tomorrow. So I asked Alex if he wanted to go with me.
Me: Hey Alex. Would you like to go to the library with me tomorrow?
Me: Because there is something wrong with my library card and I have to ask the librarian what the problem is.
Alex: (after a pause) Maybe its bent.