Th' followin' quote be translated into Pirate Speak fer th' purposes o' clear an' Sea dog like communication:
"Ye may be interested t' know that global warmin', earthquakes, hurricanes an' other natural disasters be a direct effect o' th' shrinkin' numbers o' sea dogs since th' 1800s. Fer yer interest, I be havin' included a graph o' th' approximate number o' sea dogs versus th' average global temperature o'er th' past 200 voyages. As ye can be seein', thar be a statistically significant inverse relationship between sea dogs an' global temperature."
- Excerpt from Bobby Henderson's open letter t' th' Kansas school board translated into Sea dog Speak.
As ye can be seein' one o' th' best way`s t' combat global climate change be t' talk like a seafarin' hearty.